Smoking Gun

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

Diaper "remnants" were found on kin's torso, police report MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the unending list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida. Diaper Battery read more

World's (Allegedly) Tallest Man Arrested By Iowa Police

The suspect provided cops with a state ID that "advised that the defendant was 8' tall." read more

Greeter Beat In Walmart Receipt Beef, Cops Say

Police: Woman goaded boyfriend to “take care of” 68-year-old victim The elderly employee suffered "injuries to his face and head," according to police who busted Tomeisha Robbs, 28, and Trevon Waden, 27, for assault. Greeter Beat read more

Greeter Beat In Walmart Receipt Beef

Police: Woman goaded boyfriend to “take care of” 68-year-old victim Greeter Beat read more

Man Takes Bite Out Of Crime(Fighter)

Skull bone exposed after cop suffered serious chomp MAY 10--A man fueled by a cocktail of party drugs attacked a cop at a music festival and bit a large chunk from the officer’s head, exposing the victim’s skull bone, according to a

Deal Struck In Man's Salami Attack Arrest

Perp claims blood pressure spike led to domestic fracas MAY 8--A man arrested for striking his wife in the face with a thrown salami has completed an anger management course as part of an agreement with prosecutors who charged him with battery and resis Salami Strike read more

Jail For Man In Pink Dildo Domestic Attack

"Career offender" is sentenced in sex toy battery prosecution MAY 6--An ex-con has been convicted of attacking his girlfriend with a pink dildo after she derided him as a “limp dick” in need of Viagra, according to court records. "Limp" Sentence read more

Cops: Handcuffed Man, 73, Hit Officer With "Forcibly" Thrown Cheeseburger

Drop the burger and let me see your hands! read more